January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

"duh".....

bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....

finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours....

power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing....

couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....

car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....

isn't it??? October - Hate M ampM's.....

they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 12 days....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....

there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!!