This guy sticks his head into a crowded barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop at all the customers and says, "About two hours, " and the guy leaves. Every day, the same guy pokes his head in at the busiest time, and every day hes told theres a long wait and he leaves.

Finally, after about two weeks of this, the barber looks over at a buddy and says, "Bill, why dont you follow that guy and see where he goes?" In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. "Well?" says the barber.

"So where does he go?" "To your house!"