An irishman walks out of a pub stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand a cop on the beat sees him and approaches him "can i help you lad? "yesss, sssshombody stole my car! the irishman replies the cop asks "well now where was your car the last time you saw it? "it was at the end of my key" about this time the cop looks down to see that the irishnan's member is being exhibited for all to see he asks "are you aware that you are exposing yourself? the irishman looks down woefully and moans "OOOH GOD! they got me girlfriend too!!