An amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by 2 shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

the boy asked his father, " what is this, father?" the father never having seen an elevator responded "son, i have never seen anything like this in my life, i don't know wat it is." while the boy and his father were wtching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

the walls opened and the old lady rolled between them into a small room.

the walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. they continued to watch the circle light up in the reverse direction.

the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. the father said to his son, "Go get your mother."