A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed. "Tommy, " she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches." "Why?" he asked. "'Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down here, " she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy. "I don't believe you, " he said. "You'll have to show me." Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place. "You're right, " he said. "I've been eating a lot of chicken also. Perhaps I'm getting feathers too." "Well, I'd better have a look, " she said. After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, "Oh, I think it's too late for you. You've got the neck and giblets too."