A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a BampB.

It only has one room available. The priest says: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room.

I'll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed." "I think that would be fine, " agrees the nun. They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep. Ten minutes pass, and the nun says: "Father, I'm very cold." "OK, " says the priest, "I'll get a blanket from the cupboard." Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: "Father, I'm still terribly cold.

" The priest says: "Don't worry, I'll get up and fetch you another blanket.

" Another ten minutes pass, then the nun murmurs softly: "Father I'm still very cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night.

" "You're right, " says the priest.

"Get your own blankets."