A preacher went to talk to an 85 year old woman about heaven and hell and the sins of the world. He hadn't eaten all day and the old thing the old lady offered was some ice tea. The preacher looked and saw some peanuts on the coffee table. He asked if he could have some and the old lady said help yourself.

The preacher grabbed a handful and started talking. After about an hour the preacher looked at the bowl of peanuts and there was only one nut left it the bowl. He said he was sorry and did not mean to eat all of them.

The old lady told the preacher not to worry. The preacher insisted on paying for the nuts so he put a five dollar bill on the table. The old woman picked up the money and stuffed it back into the preacher's shirt pocket. She told the preacher not to worry because ever since she broke her dentures, all she could do was suck the chocolate of the peanuts.