Three old friends get together and thy discover they all have boy friends by the same name, so to avoid confusion they decide to name their boy friends after sodas the first one says I will name mine 7up Because he's 7 inches and always up.

The next one goes, I will name mine mountain dew Because he loves my mountains and sure can dew it .The third says hmmmmm, I will name mine jack Denials the other to protest you cant do that , that is a hard liquor .

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He sure is she purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred