Urinate

One day during a lesson on three syllable words the teacher asked for a show of hands for who knew a three syllable word and would use their word in a sentance. First she called on little Suzie, who responded with "wonderful, My teacher is wonderful." "Very good, Suzie, " replied the teacher. She then called on Michael. "Beautiful, My teacher is beautiful" he said.

"Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher called on Little Johnny "Urinate, Your an eight and if you had bigger boobs you would be a ten!"

 

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