Whales And Sea Men

Two whales are swimming in the ocean, a male and a female, they spot a fishing boat and decide to swim along side the fishing boat. The male whale quickly realizes that the sea men aboard the boat killed his parents. So he says to his female friend, "lets destroy that boat because the sea men aboard killed my parents", so his female friend says "ok, but how we'er going to do that"? He says, "ok, i got an idea", we're both going to take a deep breath and swim under the boat and let out the air under the boat through our blowholes, cracking the hull in half and it'll drown them. So she says ok to the plan and attempt the plan but the men didn't drown, they started swimming away from the sinking boat. So she says to her male friend, what are we going to do now? He says well let's eat them..she says no way, i was up for the blowing part but not eating seamen.

 

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