A Letter From The President

After the shocking release of John Hinckley, the man convicted of shooting president Reagan, President Bush sent him the following letter: WASHINGTON, D. C. March 7, 2004 Mr.

John Hinckley St. Elizabeth's Hospital Washington, DC Dear John, Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems.

We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents.

The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine.

I have decided to seek a second term in office as your President and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you will let us know.

By the way, were you aware that John Kerry is f**king Jody Foster? Sincerely, George W.

Bush President of The United States

 

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