A man walks in the door after a day at the office to find his wife crying at the kitchen table.

"What's wrong?"he asks. "I went to the store today, and a horrible man looked up my skirt. He said, 'I'd like to fill that up with beer and drink it, '"she sobs. "I wish you would have been there to kick his ass.

" "Listen honey, I've repeatedly to wear panties everyday, "replies the husband. "And second, there's no way I'd mess with anyone who could drink that much beer."