A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language. "Alright, " said the husband, "when I want sex, I'll rub your right breast. When I don't want sex, I'll rub your left breast." "Okay, " said the wife, "What should I do then?" "Well, when you want to have sex, " he told her, "rub my p***s once. When you don't want any sex, rub it 200 times."