I don't know if this should be in jokes or articles or where but it's funny....

and true. I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one day I got the call from his office and they told me they had a cancelation for 9:30. I took it.

I had just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:30. The trip to his office would take a little over 30 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort on hygiene when makeing such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my PJs wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the hamper, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced towards my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a couple of minutes when my name was called. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other such glamorous place a million miles away. I was little suprised when the doctor said "My we have made an extra effort this morming, haven't we?" I didn't respond. Exam completed, I heaved a great sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal....

shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth??" I told her to get a clean one from the cupboard. She yelled "No !!!!" now don't read to fast here.....

She yelled, "I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it." yep, it really happened