Genetically Modified Apples. I walked into the scientist's office and I saw the most beautiful apple sitting on his desk.

I asked him if it was real, and he replied yes it is my first genetically modified apple, try it.

I took a bite and it was the most beautiful apple I had ever tasted, he said turn it around and bite again, I did and it tasted like a peach, he said turn it again, it tasted like a strawberry, it was amazing. I said can you make it taste like anything, he replied yes, anything you would like.

How about a woman's p***y?..I asked. Yes, he said, give me a week. A week later I returned and there sitting on the desk was another beautiful apple, he said to me that's it take a bite. I took a big bite, and immediately spat it out, It tastes like shit, I said, the scientist replied turn it around and take another bite.