Old Lady

An Old Lady was waiting at the doctors office one day to discuss a problem she had.

The Old Lady seem to be passing gas for about a week or so, they didn't smell and they were real silent, but none the less it was a problem.So as she was waitng in the waitng area at the Doctors Office, she thought it would be alright to rip a couple of Farts.

As they call Her in and waited on the Doc she ripped a couple more.They didn't smell nor could anyone hear them.The Doc finally see's Her and asks what the problem is?"Well Doc I'am having alot of Gas lately but they don't smell and there super silent".

HMMM the Doc says wait here I'll come back with something for that, It will help You with this Problem.So the Doc gives her a precribtion and tells Her to come back in about a week to see how She's doing.

Well a week passes and She's back at the Doctor's Office.As the Doctor asks Her on How She is doing, She tells Him that whatever He gave Her makes those Farts stink to high heaven, But they are still silent."Well the Doc says now that We cleared up Your Sinus, Let's see if We can't get to working on Your hearing."

 

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