A homosexual, an alcoholic and a chain smoker, all looking to change their ways, go to see a shrink.

The docotor tells them that he will hypnotize them, and if they ever again participate in thier habits they will instantly die. After the session the three men leave the office together and are walking down the street. The pass a local tavern and hearing the ruckus and merry-making inside the alcoholic can't resist and walks in and orders his scotch and water. He takes one sip and drops dead of a heart attack. Somewhat shocked, the homosexual and the chain smoker leave the tavern and continue walking down the steet. While waiting to cross the chain smoker looks down and sees a still burning cigarette but on the side walk...he's eyeing it up, practically drooling.

Suddenly the Homosexual taps him on the shoulder and says "Buddy, if you bend over to pick that up we're both gonna end up dead."