A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.

" He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them 50, and says good-bye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges 98. The Hilton charges 139. We do it here for 50, and I get 43 back from Medicare.

" hugs and kisses, patricia and john aka goldilockstdbear