Sir. I the p***s hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons. I do physical labour, I work at great depths, Ii plunge head first into everything i do, I do not get weekends or public holidays off, I work in a damp environment, I don't get paid overtime, I work in a darkplace with poor ventilation, I work in high tempertures, My work expose me to contagious diseases. Reply To Application For A Raise. Dear P***s. After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons. you do not do 8 hours straight, You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods, You do not stay in your allocated position and often visit other areas, You do not take initiative, you need to be pressed and stimulated in order to start working, You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift, You'll retire well before 65, And if that was not all you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely Management.