1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a forty round clip. If he misses six shots out of ten shots and shoots thirteen times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-bys can he do before he has to re-load? 2. Jose has two ounces of cocaine.

He sells an eight-ball to Jackson for 320.00 and two grams to Billy for 65.00 per gram.

What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it? 3. Rufas is pimping for three girls.

If the average take is 65.00 for each trick, how many tricks will each bitch have to turn so that Rufus can pay for his 800.

00 per day crack habit? 4.

Jerome wants to cut his half-pound of heroin to make 20 more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? 5. Willie gets 200.00 for stealing a BMW, 50.00 for a Chevy, and 100.00 for a 4x4. If Willie stole two BMW's and three 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make 1,000.00? 6. Raul is in prison for six years for murder.

He got 10 000 for the hit. If his common-law wife is spending 100.00 per month more than her welfare, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison? And how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money? 7. If the average spray can covers twenty-two square feet and the average letter is three square feet, how many times can you spell "f**k" with three cans of paint?