Everyboby in the village knew that the postman was retiring and they all had prepare to bid him goodbye on his last day. Some invited him to have lunch with the family, others gave him presents. But one family was different. When the postman reached the last house, he was invited in by the lady of the house. She seduced him and finally made love with him.

After that, she gave him a dollar. The postman was astonished and asked the lady, " Why the love-making session and the dollar???" The lady replied, "it's my husband idea. Last night, I told him about your retirement and asked him what I should give you." "What did he say" " Just F**K him and give him a dollar!"