A woman, married to the same man for fifteen years, couldn't understand why the romance was out of their marriage.

Her husband would come home from work, watch TV until bed time and then retire without approaching her for intimate relations.

She finally asked, "honey, don't you find me attractive any more?" The man looked up from the TV and said "Look in the mirror." The woman did just that and realized she was a little overweight. Deciding to fix this situation, she went to a health spa where an employee worked out a exercise program for her. The woman went home, all excited. When she found her husband sitting in front of the TV, she explained "Honey, the people at the spa will help me shape and firm my thighs and arms and trim my waistline." The husband barely looked away from the TV long enough to say "what did they say about that fat ass of yours?" The woman smiled and replied coldly, "they never mentioned you once dear."