3 couples one retired, one middle-aged and one newlywed- visit a minister and ask to join his church.

The minister tells them they must first go two weeks without sex and then return and tell him how it went. Two weeks pass and the couples all return to the church.

The older pair say they had no problem abstaining.

The middle-aged couple say it was hard the first week, but fine after that. The newlyweds say it went well until the wife dropped a can of paint. A can of paint? the minister asks. Paint, the husband answers.

She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right then and there. The minister just shakes his head and tells the couple that they are not welcome in his church. Thats OKAY, the man says. Were not welcome at HOME DEPOT either.