Two women who are on their way back from a night out stop on a graveyard for a wee as you do ladies.. one wipes herself with her knickers and throws them away, while the other uses a wreath..

Their husbands are in the pub the next evening....

Husband 1 says: i think my wife is having and affair, she came home last night with no knickers on? Husband 2 replies: Well you think thats bad? mine came home with a card wedged in her arse saying 'we'll never forget you, from all the lads at the fire station