A man is driving down a country road when he sees a sign, "Apples 5.

00 each.

" Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples are so expensive. The farmer says, "These are special peanut buter and jelly apples, here try one." The man takes a bite and ays, "Unbelievable I taste the peanut butter but not the jelly." The farmer says, "Turn it around.

" He does and he savors a sweet jelly! The farmer says, "I've got ham and cheese apples, too, but there 10.00 each." The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow, these are great, but I taste the ham and not the cheese." The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does, takes a bite and a rich creamy taste fills his mouth.

The farmer says, "Now, if you really like those, I've got some very special apples that cost 50.00 each. "They're P***y Apples.' The man cannot resist and buys one. He takes a bite and says, "YUCK, these taste like shit!" The farmer says, "Turn it around."