Three young women are discussing their boyfriends."It's funny, "says the first, "Pete's balls are always cold as ice when I suck his c**k..." "Weird, " replies the second girl, "it's the same with my Richard..." They turn to their friend:" what about you? When you blow your man, are his balls cold?" "Eugh, that's disgusting, " spit's the girl, "I never put his pee-pee in my mouth!" "You're crazy, "laugh her friends, "a good blow-job is the best way to keep a man! Try it!" The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blow-job novice is looking very upset:"Yep the bastard packed up and left me last night before I'd finished sucking him off, " she sniffs. "What on earth for?" asks her friends. "I don't know, " sne replies, "all I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seening as Pete and Richard's are always so cold...
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