Mother was standing on a chair cleaning out cupboards in the kitchen, 10 year old son comes in looks up her short skirt and sees her p***y and asks her what it is, she then realised that she had forgotten to put her knickers on, so she replied that is my nerve. At that moment the doorbell rang mum asked her son to answer it, he then opened the door, Addis brush salesman was standing there, he asked the boy to show his mum a new brush that was on offer as she had already bought several in the past, it cost a fiver, boy went to his mum showed her and said that it was a fiver, mum looked at the brush and said quietly a fiver for that robbing bugger, no tell him I don't want it, so the boy went out and said no mum don't want she reckons that you are a robbing bugger, the salesman says to the boy, well you tell your mum that she had got a blinking nerve, and the boy said, I know and its got more hair on than your brush.