Okay..three guys were stranded on a island. On morning they were captured by savages, who periodically visit the island for rituals. The chief told the men, you are trespassing on sacred land.

You have two choices to leave on is death the other, bunga. He goes to the first guy, how do you choose to leave? Death or Bunga. The first guy ponders, I dont want to die but what is bunga. well it can't be worse than death.

"I choose bunga." So the savages grab and the whole group proceed to line him up and f**k him in the ass.

The cheif goes up to the second guy, "Death or Bunga" The guy ponders, "bunga is f**ked up, but I don't want to die, but i'm not a fag either, but i want to live." "I choose bunga" Then the savages grab him and do the same thing line him up... Cheif goes up to the last guy, "Death or Bunga?" The last guy says" f**k that, I'm not a fag. I choose death." The cheif says" Very well, death....buy BUNGA!"