A busload of Catholic schoolgirls is in a tragic crash and the girls re-unite in an orderly queue of course! at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter asks the first girl, Jessica, if she's ever had any contact with the male organ.

Jessica blushes and admits she once touched one with the tip of her finger. St. Peter tells her to dip the tip of her finger in the bowl of Holy Water before she can enter Heaven. Elizabeth, the next girl in line admits to holding one in her hand when asked the same question and St. Peter instructs her to wash her hand in the bowl of Holy Water before she can proceed. Suddenly, there's a large commotion at the back of the queue.

Andrea runs to the front and begs of St. Peter: "May I please rinse my mouth with the Holy Water before Sandra sticks her arse in it."