nbsp TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: 1.nbspnbsp You can GET chocolate. 2.nbspnbsp "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3.

nbspnbsp Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4.nbspnbsp You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

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nbspnbsp You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6.nbspnbsp You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7.nbspnbsp If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8.nbspnbsp Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9.nbspnbsp The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10.nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp You can have chocolate on top of your workbenchdesk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11.nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12.nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13.nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14.nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

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nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16.nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp Good chocolate is easy to find. 17.nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18.nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19.nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 20.

nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp With chocolate size doesn't matter.