A man and his wife were discussing plans for the Yuletide season.

She brought up the subject of giving gifts to the neighborhood plumber, gardener, electrician, mailman, milkman, cable guy, gas company rep, phone company lineman and garbage men, as a gesture of goodwill.

Nah, f**k em, the husband, replied, give them a dollar. The wife enthusiastically took up this suggestion. As each man she mentioned pays a visit to their house, and not knowing any better, led them into their bedroom, F**KED them and afterwards, GAVE each a dollar.