Forget The Fruit

A guy walks into a bar and orders an old fashioned. When as the bartender is making it, he notices a guy at the end of the bar, and ask the bartender to get the guy one of whatever he is drinking. He finishes his old fashined, motions the bartender over, and says "Gimme another one, but this time, leave out the fruit." The guy at the end of the bar stands up and shouts "Hey, f**k you buddy! I didn't want the drink in the first place!"

 

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