Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's p***y.

The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams, "Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!" The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?" Gary yells, "There's a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the f**k out of here!" The waiter apologizes up and down as he quickly takes the spaghetti away.

Mary looks over at Gary, and shaking her head, she whispers, "What a hypocrite you are.

You spent most of last night with your face full of hair.

" Gary says, "Yeah? Well, how long do you think I'd have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?"