There once was a couple from Kelly who went about belly-to-belly because in their haste the used library paste instead of petroleum jelly. There once was a hooker from Groo who filled her v****a with glue. She said with a grin "If the pay to get in, they'll pay to get out of it, too!" There was a fine couple from Clare who were having great sex on the stair On the 49th stroke, the bannister broke, and he finished her off in mid-air.