01. What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the Ass & say, "You're next!" 02. What's the difference between a bitch & a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, & a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

03. What's the difference between love, true love & showing off? Spitting, swallowing & gargling. 04. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.