The Preacher was telling his wife of what his sermon would be sunday morning, he had told her he wanted to talk about " JET SKIING" water sport for the summers, she wasn't too thrilled about the subject matter , so she missed Church Sunday morning.. Meanwhile, he changed his sermon to speak on the Joys of sex in a Marriage, and he tore down the house ! well, later on in the week the wife, met a friend in the grocery, she told her , " O what a Wonderful sermon your husband gave , Sunday morning, she Replied, " Hell, I don't see how, he's only tried it twice, and HE FELL off both times".

What a hoot that is...

think about it...