A janitor is in the church sweeping when a guy rushes in yelling for a priest. The Priest comes rushing out of the confessional saying "What is wrong my child?".

The guy replies, "There has been a terrible automobile accident and some are requesting last rights". The Priest then looks and the janitor and tells him to "take the confessions until he returns.

" The janitor protests saying " I don't know what to tell them as penance." The priest replies "Do not worry, the penance for each thing is attached to the wall on a list inside the confessional." So the janitor reluctantly agrees urging the priest to return as soon as possible.

The janitor then enters the confessional waiting for the priests return. A woman enters and starts confessing to him that she has been giving b**w ***s all over town. He checks the list, the rechecks the list, looking for b**w ***s or oral sex. Finally, unable to find it he rushes out to the alter boy and askes him "Quickly, what does the priest give for a b**w ***?" The alter boy calmly replies " 20 bucks!"