Promises, Promises

Young man when asked during an intercourse whether he will buy her a shoes says: SURE I WILL.

When later asked during an intercourse whether he will buy her a dress says: SURE I WILL. Later asked during the Blow Job whether he will buy her a fur coat he also says: SURE I WILL. After the ejaculation he apologizes for making false promises and tels her that he will buy her nothing. HOW COME? woman asks. He explains that "when my D**K is HARD my HEART is SOFT, but when my D**K is SOFT, my HEART gets very HARD"

 

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