One day superman is really horny and sees wonderwoman sunbathing on a beach naked! he gets an idea...

"They've always said i'm faster than a speeding bullet and i've always wondered what she'd be like with all her powers so he zooms down and does her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice all of a sudden wonderwoman sits up and says, "What was that? then the invisible man gets off her and replies, "i don't know but my ass hurts like hell!