A boy and his mother are so poor that between all they own is a duck. The mother decides that the best thing would be to sell the duck it's a good duck! to get enough money to some more filling food, and after that she's not sure, but first the duck needs to get sold.

On her way out, she trips and sprains her ankle, so ask her son to sell the duck and get the best price he can.

Off he goes, into town by himself, which is by no means usual. He is almost at his destination when he sees a beautiful girl crying. She gives him a sob-story, and being young and naive he believes her.

She says she needs any money she can get, he says that all he has is the duck, so she offers to show him pleasure beyond his wildest dreams, in exchange for the duck.

He agrees, and she shows him all about sex, which is wonderful, but then he has no duck and nothing to show for it. He gets depressed, and soon gets teary.

Before long he is crying, and when an extremely ugly old lady asks him the problem, he thinks that maybe he sees a way out of his predicament. He gets it over with as soon as he can, and she gives him a duck for his troubles. The boy is walking with the duck in front of him, and when they get to a road, the boy stops, but the duck does not..... and gets run over by a truck! The truck driver immediately gets out, and sees the boy, who looks distraught. "Oh no!" say the truckie, "Look at you, you're so upset, I've done a terrible thing, haven't I? Was that your pet that you've loved and cared for all of its life? It was, wasn't it? I can tell because you're so upset. Son, I'm so sorry, more than you can ever know, and I know that money can never replace your beloved pet, but I'm on such a deadline kid, here's 100, I hope that helps you in some way." And then the truckie drives off. When the boy gets back home, his mother asks, "So, how'd you do?" and he replies, "Well, I got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k, and a hundred bucks for f**ked up duck!"