One day this young male decides to join the Legionnaires of France. They decide to send them to their base in the Sahara Dessert. Commander: Welcome to the Legionnaires solider, the barracks are on your left and the latrines are on your right. Solider: Excuse me sir but what do we do for sex around here Commander: Hehe already thinking ahead soldier, the camels are in the tent dead ahead.

The solider could not believe what he heard but decides not to question his commanding officer. Two weeks go by and his need for sex increases. Solider Sir what do we do for sex around here? Commander: Ive told you before solider, theres the camel The solider does not question his commander.

He decides to drop the subject. Another two weeks go by and now the solider really cant take this anymore. Solider: Sir what do we do for sex around here again? Commander: Solider dont you ever listen the camels are in the tent. The solider decides he cant take it anymore so he goes into the tent picks a camel and f**ks it like he never f**ked before. Solider: Sir you were right those camels were good to f**k. Commander: You idiot I told you there is a camel to ride into town not to f**k them.