An old lady bought a new Mercedes in downtown Pasedena and was out on the Interstate for a nice evening drive. She had the top down, the breeze was blowing through her "scalp" and she decided to open her new ride up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph she suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind her.

She was thinking, 'They'll never catch me!' She opened her new car up further.

The needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind her.

She thought, "What in hell am I doing?" Then she pulled over. A good looking lady cop came up to her, took her license without a word and examined it and the car and said, "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me any excuse in the world for your driving like you are that I haven't heard before you can go!" The little ole lady from Pasedena says, "Last week my sorry ass f**king husband ran off with a young lady cop like you that had better p***y than me I suppose and I was afraid you were the f**king whore he ran off with and you were trying to give his sorry ass back!" "Have a nice evening, " said the lady officer.