A drunk bum walks into a store and buys a six pack of millers. Well walking down the road he passed out in a ditch.

Wallking down the same road was two gay men, upon looking at the passed out bum they pull his pants down and have their way with him. when they are done they leave a five dollar bill in his pocket. When the bum wakes with his ass in pain, he finds the five in his pocket and thinks nothing more on the subject.

He gose back to the same store an buys another six pack of miller. From being drunk still, it dose not take him long to pass out again.

Well it just so happens the the same gay guys come back down the road. They decied to take advantage of their good luck. When they finish another five was left in the bums pocket. Six hours later the bum awakes with his ass in pain again. He cheks his pocket and finds the five, off to the store he goes. Well inside the store the clerk asks him if he wants another six pack of miller? The bum says make it miller light, the others were killing my ass!!!!