Theres this English sailor, a Scottish sailor and an Irish sailor, and theyre all braggin about their pubs back home. The Englishman says that his pub, if you buy three drinks, that ye get the next one fer free. The Scot says thats nothin, at his home pub, when ye buys two drinks, ye get the next one fer free. The Irishman says, I have ye both beat.

At my home pub, you gets the first drink fer free and every drink thereafter and when you have your fill, they take you upstairs and you have sex all night long. Well, the Englishman and the Scot proclaim their doubt at his story and ask the Irishman if he has really experienced this. He says Well, not me personally, but it did happen to me sister.