There are these two guys on a public bus, we will call them John and Tom. A beautiful woman gets on the bus and sits across the way from John, he say tickle your ass with a feather the woman replies excuse me, John says particularly nice weather the woman replies oh yes it is Tom watches as John scopes out the next woman who gets on the bus The second woman sits next to John, he says tickle your ass with a feather she say what did you say John replies particularly nice weather the woman then say yes it is Tom leans over to John and man can I try the next one, John say by all means please do A smoking hot woman gets on the bus and sits across from Tom, he says hey want to f**k the woman looks at him shocked and embarrassed, Tom then says think its going to rain