Viagra

A woman goes to her docter and says my sex life is just horrible is there anything I can do, the docter gives her a bottle of pills and tells her to put one in her husbands drink.

So she does, that night her and her husband have incredible sex. She goes back to her docter and says " It was ok but still not good enough, what can I do" so the docter tells her to put 2 in her husbands drink. So she does, that night they have the most incredible sex ever. She goes back to the docter and says "It was the best I ever had but I want better what if I use 3 or 4 pills?" The docter says I wouldn't advise it. So the woman goes home dissapointed, but later that night decides to put 5 pills in her husbands drink.

Her son goes to the docters a week later and says "I don't know what kind of pills you gave my dad but, my moms dead, my sisters pregnant, my butt hurts, and my dads sitting on the corner going, Here Kitty Kitty Kitty!"

 

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