On a farmyard, a c**k and a p***y cat were talking. "The grass is greener over yonder river" said the c**k. "Why don't you try crossing over there instead of comparing" replied the p***y cat. "Yes I will, and when I confirm it is really greener, will you join me?" the c**k asked. "Of course I will" said the p***y cat. The c**k then flapped its wings and in no time flew over to the other side of the river. Structing happily, the c**k crowed to the p***y cat, "Come over, it is much greener". So the p***y cat imitated the actions of the c**k, ran a few steps towards the river, upon reaching, flapped its paws and hey presto! It fell right into the river, but managed to get back to shore dripping wet. Moral of the story: Whenever there is a happy c**k, there is always a wet p***y!