FATHER, IT HAS BEEN ONE MONTH SINCE MY LAST COFESSION. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH NOOKIE GREEN, EVERY WEEK FOR THE LAST MONTH. THE PRIEST TELLS THE SINNER, "YOU ARE FORGIVEN GO OUT AND SAY THREE HAIL MARY"S." SOON AFTER, ANOTHER MAN ENTERS THE CONFESSIONAL, FATHER, ITS HAS BEEN TWO MONTHS SINCE MY LAST CONFESSION. I HAVR HAD SEX WITH NOOKIE GREEN TWICE A WEEK FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS.

THIS TIME, THE PRIEST QUESTIONED. WHO IS NOOKIE GREEN? A NEW WOMEN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, THE SINNER REPLIES. VERY WELL, SIGHS THE PRIEST.

GO AND SAY TEN HAIL MARY"S.

AT MASS THE NEXT MORNING, AS THE PRIEST PREPARES TO DELIVER HIS SERMON, A TALL VALUPTOUS, DROP DEAD GORGEOUS WOMEN, ENTERS THE SANCUARY THE EYES OF EVERY MAN IN THE CHURCH, FALL UPON HER, AS SHE SLOWLY SASHAYS UP THE AISLE, AND SITS DOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE PRIEST. HER DRESS IS GREEN AND VERY SHORT.. WITH MATCHING SHINY EMERALD GREEN SHOES.

THE PRIEST AND ALTAR BOY GASP, ,, , AS THE WOMEN IN MATCHING GREEN SHOES AND DRESS SITS WITH HER LEGS SLIGHTLY APART.............

THE PRIEST TURNS TO THE ALTAR BOY AND WHISPERS...S THAT NOOKIE GREEN"??????? THE BUG EYED ALTAR BOY REPLIES, , :NO, I THINK ITS JUST THE REFLECTION OFF HER SHOES:..........................