10.

Look at the size of his putter 9. Oh, dang my shaft's all bent 8.

You really wacked the hell out that sucker 7. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip 6. After 18 holes I can barely walk 5. Lift your head and spread your legs 4.

You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves alot to be desred 3. Just turn your back and drop it 2. Hold up, I have to wash my balls 1.

Damn, I missed the hole again