Aman in a hotel lobby.

he wants to ask the clerk a question as he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. they are both startled and he say's, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, i know you'll forgive me. She replies, "if your p***s is as hard as your elbow, i'm in room 1221"